Posts Tagged ‘football’

Sizzling summer has started to fizzle.

Thursday, July 1st, 2010

After the no show of the Football team my mate John told me the Cricket team are unbeatable.  I watched them stutter yesterday and wondered if Fabio had given the team talk. All we need now is for the English hater to win Wimbledon and the 42 inch Plasma could be looking for a new home.

Taxi for Barry, Lampard, Rooney.

Saturday, June 19th, 2010

Having spent the day listening to Talk Spite, 5 Live, Sky Sports News and watching the 1st 2 games I was convinced that Barry is the saviour of English football, the like of which we haven’t seen since’66.

Algeria needn’t bother to even turn up, 4-0 minimum the experts tell me. I’m already convinced England only have 3 decent players, Rooney and the Cole brothers, but I’ll go with the flow.

My God! that was the worst 45 minutes ever, birthday boy will sort it out at half time we’re told but no, more of the same. We need inspiration from the bench and what do we get, Wright-Phillips for Lennon.

We’ve had estate agents, lawyers, city fat cats and bankers but overpaid footballers rank top of the pile, I give up…..what times the Slovenia game?

Viva Barca

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Sorry Andrew but the best team, by a mile, won.

We had friends arriving to stay so by the time we had eaten we were watching the match delayed by nearly an hour. As the 2nd half started for us it finished in real time and we were in no doubt of the outcome as Vera erupted in a spontaneous firework attack.

We arrived back from walking Stig this morning to be greeted by Asprodalba blasting out, you guessed it, BARCELONA! by Freddie and Montserrat Caballe. It’s gone quiet now.